The woman who lives downstairs is a bitch.
All she does is scream at her partner (who is AWESOME), yell at the maid working for the dudes upstairs, and talk down to her cat named Boris. I would say that maybe she has valid reasoning for being mean to everyone, though, I've met her. She is awful. She wears this scowly "I'm better than you" face, constantly.
I will eventually tell her that she is in fact, incorrect. Tyler, Vince, and I are rad. Her partner, adorably named Sebastian, is awesome. The maid who works upstairs is cute and totally necessary considering those guys work in the film industry and are never around. This brings me to Boris (the cat, not the spider*)
Boris comes inside our place all the time to hang out and paw at us. I've given him his own name (Gandalf the Grey) for his time with us. He's adorable and so friendly and his meow sounds like "Anne" from Little Britain.
Anyway, she just arrived home to talk down to the poor little beast and he took off in the other direction.
Well played, sir.
*Boris the Spider is a trippy ass song by The Who from the album, A Quick One.
You should listen to it on acid, it'll blow your mind mannnnnn.
I made up a dance to boris the spider for my dad for his birthday, when I was in elementary school. I worked on it for quite a while and was pretty much done when I thought more about it and realized it was too weird a choice of song for a dance for my dad, since he didn't listen to that type of music at all... I decided it would really just be creepy of me. I love that song! What a waste
ReplyDeleteOf a good dance.