Sooooooo.........

I know I keep telling you this you this in my mind and refusing to say it out loud but, come visit me! Please. I just have so many things to tell you about that very few other people will appreciate. I keep putting off writing that in depth analysis because I wait for you to visit every night so you can be the first to critique it. I know how many other people are in line for visits, just set aside three minutes for me.
I miss you christmas pig.

Swedish meatballs, you old nemesis you, get in my mouth!

Last night I dreamt that Allie and I were hanging out at the store she worked at and it was her last day there. After school, I hopped on the expo line to go pick her up. The store was also an Ikea cafeteria. I decided to throw some Swedish meatballs in my mouth while I ignored the broad that interviewed me and decided not to hire me. As an aside, she made the wrong choice; I’m awesome.
As I continue to shovel the meatballs into my mouth hole (weird because I hate Swedish meatballs), Bruce Willis shows up with McLovin from Superbad. I wanted nothing to do with the nerdy kid and asked Bruce to sit down. He was taken aback by my lack of star awe. I struck up a conversation with old balls Willis which was basically me describing the affair I had with a pilot while still at WestJet. He seemed to be losing interest quite quickly when Allie slinked over. Suddenly (kapow!), there were Lucky beers in our hands and we’re looking for our keys to all shotgun them. The entire time this was happening, I was silently panicking that I wasn’t going to be able to get a picture with/or of him that he’d sign for Krystal. We continue to party with Bruce when people start flailing out of the building screaming random words like “BOMB”, “AHHHHHHHHH”, “GET TO THA CHOPPA”.
Okay, okay, no one yelled out any Arnold quotes.

Just like that, Bruce and Allie had disapparated* and I was in my tiny bachelor apartment, located on a farm. The couple in the apartment below me was in the midst of an epic “domestic”. I looked out my window to see the woman, running from the house only to be stopped with an axe thrown by her “man” which seemed to find it’s new home in the side of her skull. At this point I start an internal battle between waking up and helping her in the event that she really exists somewhere deep within my psyche. I chose the former and awoke to the pang of a sore throat and thick sense of guilt.

*Shout out to Harry Potter.

Thought flow from class.

Binary = me being more interested in gender binary.
I am so into this. Waiting for vm to finish installing.
Man, I miss Johnny. I want to talk nerdy firmware talk.
This sugar free rockstar is awesome. Having bowel issues in a classroom so different from being at work and going to the bathroom whenever I want. Ugh.
I wonder what the ginger demon is doing right now.
Seriously dude, crosschecking everything the teacher says with Wikipedia is annoying. I doubt you’re learning more by ignoring him and reading that shit instead… says the Jaime ignoring, typing away, and taking self portraits and saving them to the desktop.
Why do I need to know how to install osx? It’s already on my imac at school and will be on my lappy when I get it. Poor IT guy having to teach us common sense shit. If you don’t know how to use a computer, why are you in this program?
I want a cupcake. Man, I’m seriously gonna shit my pants.

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Currently I am:

- Waiting for Hendriks to finish getting his hair did by Rich.
- Oh wait, that's about it.

This week has flown by. My computer crashed last Saturday so I've been at G's apartment most of the week. Mostly due to the fact that next week is my last week at Rootdown before I start school. I don't get my new macbook until next week thus, I've been job hunting at his.
I'm working all weekend which is only happening because we're participating in The Drift and will have people wandering in and out wanting to look at art and not buy anything. I have Monday off which is good because I need to go pick up my student id and course supplies including my tricked out macbook pro. Geoff starts tattooing me on Tuesday and I'm really looking forward to it. It's going to be expensive but Geoff is an amazing artist and it means I get to hangout with him for hours on end while he inflicts pain on me. You should be jealous.

Gare's surprise birthday party was awesome. We made delicious Mad Men foods and drank 2 40's worth of Old Fashioneds and Manhattans. Needless to say, we were wasted. Gare grinded on boys all night and I practically dry humped Jenna in front a everyone. I've heard we were quite entertaining. I've also been told that I had a lot of fun.

That's about it for now..... I'm really stoked to start school.