You have terrible taste in music. House music is for wankers. You clearly have no idea how to balance sound as the bass is rattling the house and there's no trace of anything else happening. Maybe you would argue that the bass is on the floor so we're getting more of that than anything else down here. To that, I say, dude! I can hear every conversation you have with other zombie killers, online!
Sidenote: I seem to be the only human who believes that Left 4 Dead sucks. Maybe it's more that it bores me than anything else. I don't mind the actual gameplay and it looks sweet.
Back to my point, sir, turn down the bass. Maybe you can also try listening to something other than house. Remember that day you woke me up by blaring Rush? That was awesome and I awoke to a new crush. Now, I'm beginning to believe that one of your elusive roommates was responsible for the Rush. Maybe it was your cute maid that the girl downstairs hates. I don't hate your maid. She's adorable and I feel many sorrows for her having to clean up the (probably) 7-11 wrapper coated disaster you call a home.
Anyway, I hate to keep you from your zombie rave killings. Oh man, that actually sounds rad...
Most passive aggressively yours,
Jaime
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